A Slytherin Speaks by emmablackery
im not even a slytherin, im a ravenclaw, but i can’t tell you how much i hate house sterotypses
Don’t get me wrong, I love Harry Potter, but this is RIDICULOUS. No, you are not part of any of the houses. It is a work of FICTION. Next you’re gonna start saying yeah, I fought off a dementor last night. You effing weirdos.
THEY ARE NOT REAL!
we found the muggle guys
i’ll get the memory charm going
I, a member of the Slytherin house, approve this message.
Slytherin pride! (:
Excuse me, “Those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends”. Slytherins are exactly the kind of people to go up to their teacher like that after class, if they thought it would get them anywhere. Also, Slytherins being the most honest house and not bullshitting? Sure, if it suits their ends, but if lying will get them where they want to be, they’ll do it. That’s their thing. They do whatever they have to do to achieve their ends.
(Source: wildcosmia, via coffeeholic93)